August 23, 2004

I mean it, don't do this

Take a paint roller and some good contact cement adhesive and go to the park.

Lay down a nice sticky patch on the walk in front of a park bench.

Sit down, enjoy the day, and toss some bread crumbs or bird seed out to feed the pigeons.

Posted by Ted at 12:28 PM | Comments (4)

Content, we need content!

3 Things You Didn't Want To Know About Me:

...

Can't think of any. I know you're fascinated.

Posted by Ted at 12:25 PM | Comments (0)

Favorite Frank Zappa Albums

Yes, I'm old enough to still call them "albums". Snicker and I'll whack you with my cane.

  • ThingFish

  • You Are What You Is

  • Joe's Garage, Act I
  • Posted by Ted at 12:23 PM | Comments (2)

    August 20, 2004

    testing some more

    Ok, this is the normal text, and this

    should be the blockquoted text and here's a second line

    I'm really curious to see if this works.

    Posted by Ted at 01:15 PM | Comments (0)

    August 18, 2004

    Test Post 2

    Killer Klowns From Outer Space
    The Evil Dead
    Army of Darkness
    Sorority Sluts in the Slimeball Bowl-o-rama
    Nice Girls Don't Explode
    Surf Nazi's Must Die
    Hell Comes To Frogtown
    Biker Chicks in Zombietown
    Lair of the White Worm
    Witchboard
    The Pit & the Pendulum

    Posted by Ted at 10:50 PM | Comments (1)